October 2nd, 2024

Unmasking the Bullshit Volcano

In 2017, photographer William Moon, going by photowhitehouse, made this photograph at the White House.  The subject predictably claimed later that the picture was “photoshopped”, because he hoped that no one would believe this reflects his actual appearance.  Unluckily for him, another photographer made an exposure at approximately the exact same instant, and, of course, it proves that this picture is for real.  Duh.

I’ve long thought that the American People have a right to know what the bum actually looks like.  He is a man of so many frauds that they can hardly be counted, but at least this one can be partially revealed with a little retouching skill, utilizing his own hidden coloration, revealed by a gust of wind, as a guide.

Here is the original:

 

And here is my best guess as to his actual appearance in that moment, seven long years ago, had he been entirely freed of the stupid orange makeup and had he never previously dyed his hair:

Oddly perhaps, he strikes me as actually less disgusting in his real skin, but the obesity...  Well, with this turd, it's the absolute evil between his ears that's the problem.  The biggest loser in American History by fifty miles (Senator Joe McCarthy was the prior record holder — congratulations Donald, you got what you've always worked so hard to achieve — an absolute guarantee of going down in history as the worst American to ever live).

If only you hadn't hated everyone from the start, it could have been so different for us all.